The Shock Of The Life: The DEATH Of England Music Charts

[Doobrey]

..or maybe just ram it somewhere the sun don't shine and force feed him a nice vindaloo... then he could get a new job as a foghorn. :evilgrin:

Alternatively, just hand him over to Karlos to put against his wall of shame (or is it no shame?)

[Doobrey]

X-ray wrote:
Then, just to make sure he's as glam as he can be, you pull his pants down, sprinkle some glitter on his arse

Thanks for the mental image X-ray, I'll make sure I send you my psychiatrists bill. :pissed:

[Doobrey]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
Now you made me curious: What's 'Crazy Frog'?

Trust me, you're better off not knowing.
It's a horrible brain rotting song, far worse than anything Simon Cowell or Stock Aitken and Waterman could produce (and I use the word "song" in the loosest possible sense!)
 

[Doobrey]

mdma wrote:
Just massacre all the Mac and iPod users.

Ahem..
 I think you'll find you meant to say "Just massacre all the Mac users who don't still own Amigas, and who are slowly morphing into Steve Jobs lookalikes", didn't you?  :inquisitive:

[Doobrey]

Hmm, if memory serves me correctly (which it often doesn't), Aren't you a self confessed Mac user too Karlos ? :inquisitive:

Anyway, I've just bought myself some protection incase you and mdma decide to pay me a visit.. I like to call it The iProd. It'll also come in handy if I ever hear that wretched ring tone anywhere.

And as for your questions..
1. Nope
2. Nope
3. #### off
4. Very likely
5. Twice on Tuesdays.

[Doobrey]

mdma wrote:
Just obliterate him after he's served his purpose.  Just like Trotsky was! ;-)

Hey, overgrown mac owning Ewoks have feelings too :-x
Anyway, Citizen Karlos is in charge of the firing squad, it was his idea afterall.

[Doobrey]

mdma wrote:
Just massacre all the Mac and iPod users.

Looks like mdma has just volunteered himself for a spot of regicide.. :-o
 Queen buys iPod

(and yes, I know an Inquirer article quoting The Sun makes this about as credible as UK military intelligence)