7001 posts, revolution, interior designer culling, that sort of thing...

[Doobrey]

Karlos wrote:

Cheers. Cigars and fusioncrackers all round ;-) As well as a few 'colour coordinating' interior designer types to burn at the stake during the bbq...

If they're wearing turtle neck jumpers and rimless specs they will need tenderising with a 2x4 (complete with rusty 6" nails) first.  :evilgrin:

[Doobrey]

adz wrote:

Karlos wrote:
If you ask me, it's too good for 'em :evilgrin:

So what do you have in mind then, omit no detail

Well, the first thing that popped into my vacant mind..

 .. Gag them with Bloodlines sock, and force them to listen to that Crazy Frog song on auto repeat whilst holding their eyes open with matchsticks and being forced to watch Big Brother (or whatever UnReality show is on at the time) for 24 hours.
  Reformat their PC and install Windows 3.0. Although they've probably got a Powerbook, so gimme that and buy them an Oric Atmos.
 
  Then once the pretentious little {Ashcroft}'s spirits have been broken, send them down the DSS/Job Centre/Whatever Labour are calling it this year, to get a proper job.

[Doobrey]

I was using a laser level at work the other day, had to wear some red glasses to see the laser, and they turned the whole world greyscale.
It was blooming freaky, like being in an old b&w film :insane:

[Doobrey]

OK smartie pants, yes you would see red as a colour.
But I was working outside, with a nice blue sky, and green countryside as far as the eye could see, with nothing red.
 Still couldn't see the tiny red dot from the laser though, had to walk along holding a sheet of paper in front to follow the beam :-x

[Doobrey]

Karlos wrote:
No, seriously, I don't really perceive red. I thought you might be the same ;-)

Oops, sorry Karlos , misunderstood your post ..thought it was a bit of sarcasm :roll:
Look on the bright side, you don't suffer the effects of interior designers as much.

@adz, I'm sure we could find a suitable test subject on a mac forum :-)

[Doobrey]

Karlos wrote:
Anyway I think Doobrey is hinting at the "apple are god" mac fanatics as opposed to ordinary people :evilgrin:

Yup, close enough..

I was gonna put something about the type of people who would buy polished dog poo with an Apple logo on it (probably called the iTurd or something), but then remembered you could easily swap the words 'Apple' and 'Amiga'..

Then I decided against it, figuring it'd be a bit hypocritical seeing as I've been using a shiney new iBook for the last 6 weeks :lol:

[Doobrey]

.. don't forget to include anyone who's been on(or applied for) Big Brother,X Factor, Fame Academy, Poop Idol etc etc.

Could I have the first shot at Laurence Llewellyn Bowen? I'll trade him for Laurie Turner and Handy Andy.  :destroy:


It'd be good to release all the angst that's built up after working as a set builder/model maker in advertising. I had a pretty good record too, 10 yrs and I never harmed a single stylist (just don't ask about incident that involved an art director and a blow torch  :-P)

[Doobrey]

Kevlar ? That's a bit too hi-tech for this job.

Just get Handy Andy and Tommy Walsh to build a softwood frame to take 50mm MDF, then the others can join in and decorate it in the usual purple and gold murals, and maybe a throw rug on the ground to soak up the blood.

They'll be so busy showing off their artistic talent, they won't hear the sound of the nail guns being reloaded.. :evilgrin:

[Doobrey]

Hey Karlos, you grab the sodium thiopental and I'll get the electrodes and rubber hose, I think we could still save her.

Viva la revolution.