At a press conference today, NASA announced that they are extending the human space flight program.
As well as putting humans on Mars and the moon, they`re also going to attempt to land on the sun.
One reporter jumped up and yelled "This is insane, the sun is so hot, they`ll burn alive!"
A NASA spokesman replied "I can assure you they won`t, President Bush has come up with the solution by himself... we`re gonna land at night"
