Quite a while back I adopted an A1000 that I found crying and all alone in the back of a Salvation Army Store. After paying the obligatory adoption fee, I took the little guy home, washed him up and plugged him in whereupon the waif wouldn't stop whining about wanting to be fed a kickstart disk. Unfortunately, I live in a town where The Family Guy passes as sophisticated humor, and American Idol is the most intellectually stimulating television ever :bitch:. Can someone sell me a kickstart or some other software just to find out if the old orphan is worthy of more than a trip to ebay?
Zappadog
