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Hoagland notes that the flash from his instant camera looks at least as bright as anything he's ever seen by simply looking up at the sky at night, proving that all Nova related phenomenon are actually flashes from giant cameras that were built by aliens to take pictures of the earth. The flashes are necessary "because space is dark and the earth moves too quickly to be captured without a flash just using a low shutter speed"
Next month we'll be hearing excerpts from Hoagland's new book "The Truth About the Sun" where he shows through devastatingly simple math how the sun in fact does not exist, there is no day or daylight, and we only think these things are there because we have been lied to about it from astronomers and scientists.
