If we were to talk about the creation of the world I'm sure there are those eager to expound at length on what shoddy work He did and how it could have been done in six days, or even five. I'm sure we'd hear that a dachshund is really a poodle with shorter hair ... ad infinitum.
There is really no way to convey to these guys how tiresome they are and how unwelcome, trivial, and tedious their speculations are.