There are a few Amigans left in Illinois. There was a big users group in Champaign-Urbana. I still have my Amigas but use them very rarely.
You can find very cheap housing in the area as long as you don't move to northern Illinois. You would have to get used to 4 seasons, but, not many hurricanes here. :-D There are areas with a Klan mentality but not many. In fact the community I live in fits most of you criteria.