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Re: Off-The-Wall: Bra Sizes Explained
« on: February 12, 2004, 10:59:20 PM »
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Wolfe wrote:
Subject: Bra Sizes Explained


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost B00bs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Just a little Off-The-Wall fun. . . .  :-D

Yep!  I'm Bored.   :shocked:


Or...

{A} I'm a shallow #### who judges women on their breast size,
{B} I'm a shallow bastard who judges women on their breast size,
{C} I'm a shallow #### who judges women on their breast size,
{D} I'm a shallow ####head who judges women on their breast size,
{DD} I'm a shallow, diseased ####head who judges women on their breast size,
{E} I'm a shallow entymologist who judges women on their breast size,
{F} I'm a shallow ####er who judges women on their breast size,
{G} I'm a shallow git who judges women on their breast size,
{H} I'm a shallow half-wit who judges women on their breast size.

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Re: Off-The-Wall: Bra Sizes Explained
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2004, 12:49:43 AM »
I tend not to look for things to satisfy my penis against at all...
 

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Re: Off-The-Wall: Bra Sizes Explained
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2004, 04:38:42 AM »
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that_punk_guy wrote:
I tend not to look for things to satisfy my penis against at all...


Huh?!  :lol:  :roflmao:


Weeeeelll, ya know... breasts, legs, mouths, rubbing... ejaculation...
 

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Re: Off-The-Wall: Bra Sizes Explained
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2004, 12:19:41 AM »
Sounds like something from Futurama...