This kid posts his lyrics on the Get Up Kids messageboard constantly (well, he stopped because I kept taking the piss). He wouldn't talk to us in a normal fashion, but just post lyrics and occasional Christian / anti-sex propagada.
http://www.bluecollardistro.com/thegetupkids/viewtopic.php?t=2862&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=wootoramaMy personal favourite:
This is the song about nothing
the song about nothing
the soong about nothing
(slower)the sooong about nothing
(slower)the soooong about noothing
(slower)the soooong about nooothing
(slower)the sooooong about nooothing
(slower)the soooooong about noooothing
(slower)the soooooong about nooooothing.
Read... and weep. :-)