3 possibilities:
1) You're teling Porkie Pies (that's
lies for those outside of Blighty

).
2) You're a very lucky man and/or a very rich man
3) You've been ripped off.
I hope it's 2 but I won't believe it till I see pics.

Bet you haven't seen/used almost every computer though.. go to
www.homecomputer.de and see just how many different machines there are! Or did you mean
Amiga computers?