I lined the chimney with laser turrets after I heard some fat guy in a red suit might try to break and enter.
The radio stayed off because I remember that they only play christmas song on christmas day. The tv went off after some pretty lousy programming. I went to the family gathering and didn't get too intoxicated. Was pleasantly surprised by the food. No turkey, I had pork ribs.
Finished the day with driveway cricket.