When you visit this site everyday.
When you lose sleep wondering what the phone company did with all their 68030s (they used heaps at the interchanges.)
Once dreamt about an Amiga 5000 and an Amiga 800.
Your house looks like a computer museum.
Worry a burglar might steal your yellowed A500 and leave your $1200 laptop.
Sell drugs to pay for your 'habit'