How about Orange, France? When I toured France and Italy a couple years ago, the bartender at the hotel we stayed at was very nice to us "ugly americans," and poured strong drink. And that's important, I tell you :-D
Also, there is a roman ampetheater there for shows. When we were there, there was a performer who is (according to our tour guide) the "John Tesh" of France. It wasn't a very good show, so we left early. As we exited, we were called, by the singer, "ugly americans." :roflmao: "Tasteful" is more like it. :lol:
Or how about Venice? We could put one red and one blue troll in a gondola and have them serenaded :lol:
By the way, "frapa" is an evil, evil drink. :-D