Well, we knew SCO is trying to pump-n-dump the stock, but this little announcement probably went something like this:
MS exec#1: "Jeez, Ed, you were friggin' hammered last night."
MS exec#2: "Yeah. Did I do anything stupid?"
MS exec#1: "You called Darl McBride and told him to charge linux users $700 a pop to have a legal 2.4 kernel."
MS exec#2: "Really? Did he do it?"
MS exec#1: "Yeah."
Both: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
