I think it would cost more than its worth to ship it back and forth from Canada, but IF I were to do it, I would do it properly and put on one of DJ Base's battery Hacks. If you REALLY, REALLY want me to do it,PM me and we can work something out, provided the Motherboard screws aren't stripped.
If you touch the exploded battery, it won't hurt your skin, just wash you hands after with soap and water. I use the paper towel to prevent scratching or gouging on the board. I use gloves only when I am cleaning a filthy keyboard or such, because you never konw what was spilled on it.