All right, I've figured it out - Mel Zoom is NOT a woman! HE is a lazy young brat who wants the 'cool' aspect of being able to program a computer, but is too lazy to do it HIMSELF. HE is taking code found on the web and plagiarizing it and taking advantage of the people on Amiga.org by asking for help with HIS 'pet' project!
Admit it, Mel! You found that avatar, who must be a local model from your home town, and decided 'those nerdy geeks at a.org will fall in love with this person and give me all sorts of free advice..'
Um, you know I'm just kidding, right? Best of luck in your endeavors. Makes me want to get back to C coding and delete Visual Basic from my computer.