Great News Folks!

[McNorris]

I am a very important man.

I get a hundred emails a day (serious) at my work address.

Well, for the past two months I have won a UK lottery, on average once a day!!!

And I have been approached by several Africans, Ukrainians, and over-seas Chines folks about some multi-million dollar business deals...

I am special...

A hundred a day, sometime more... it's just insane...

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Gezuz H. Priest!!!

And all because, when I got Cable Modem the first time they (DirectTV) required an email address. That's were it all started and now...

Well let's just say I am a very important man.
I am BAD, I am Nationwide.
 
 :-D  :-o  :-?  :-o  :-D

[McNorris]

@Metalman and Doobrey

Thanks for the links. Good stuff! :-)

[McNorris]

I often write some insane stuff back to them. Something like...

"Well, I spoke with god and he said to trust you, but them I spoke with dog and he said no and I trust dog and I am now hungry"

You know babble with no periods. I want to get into an insane exchange with them, but they never reply?