Come on out to Utah...
We got miles and miles to drive on. (Land speed record)(Long dead, Lake Bonneville) I.E. Salt Flats)
And keeping in tradition we even got hillbilly poligamy... So they can keep marry many, very young women. :-o
You have to know which little podunk little town to find. It'll usually have prominant church... :-o
Oh, wait this is Utah. There are more churches than 7-11s.
:-o :-D