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Offline BouncingAyatollah

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« on: February 01, 2004, 01:05:29 AM »
I think the ideas here seem pretty good, i.e. that there is just likely to be piss all over the place in a men's room, especially one where drunk people may be missing, "joking around", vomiting etc. However it is an assumption that women's public toilets don't smell though, I wouldn't know.

I would assume too that seeing as the day's of a "toilet attendant" have passed (which brings to mind Carry on Screaming  :-D ) there is just less likelihood of detritis being cleaned up .. ever? I doubt if those new superloos smell, if not, there's your reason.

About that wrong-way-foot man. He may have suffered that odd male condition wherein you are in dire and immediate need of bladder release up to and including the moment UNTIL you get your dopper out, wherein all desire to go evacuates the mind and body, and you are left huffing and puffing, gritting your teeth and straining to release the muscles that you were just straining to contain. If so he might have "hid" in the cubicle because of this, noticed someone else was "doing their business" right next door and suffered the same effect.

Note: this is not related to the male condition wherein you finish going, do your waggles, even stretches, swinging, bashing against the wall, wringing out, clenching, squeezing and forcing every last drop out and ... as soon as you put it back a drop of wee comes out. I expect science will find a special gland that holds just a couple of drops of wee for such an occasion.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2004, 01:30:41 AM »
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You mean the foreskin reservoir effect? I don't know why it doesn't occur to men to use toilet paper for No.1 as well like girls do...


LOL! No I mean when everything outwardly appears "shipshape and Bristol fashion" after said evacuatory exercises, i.e. completely dry, clean ... errr... *finished*, pop it away and - bugger, but just a tiny drop. Thankfully this appears to be very rare, e.g. when you have that "rare" job interview, or that stunning woman takes a "rare" interest in you etc.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2004, 01:53:10 AM »
@cecilia

Well, he has a point re: public toilets, some male public toilets are absolutely RANK, I mean the smell that hits your nose when you enter makes you retch or at the very least try and hold your breath for the duration. I think he was saying surely women's public toilets can't be like this?

It seems to be about respecting general or "not MY" property.

My own toilet at home is pristine and smells great, sadly the same is not true of public toilets too often.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2004, 07:58:17 PM »
@KennyR

ROTFL! Bravo... indeed brings to mind bending tricks and contortions that would put Uri Geller to shame.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2004, 08:18:56 PM »
ROTFLMAO!!!
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2004, 08:43:13 PM »
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Part of the difference may have been that "feminine products" (menstral napkins) tend to plug up the toilet ...


Evidently they weren't using "vampire teabags" then.  :-)
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2004, 01:04:16 AM »
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You know.....pubic hair can be quite annoying. Do you ever get that when wearing briefs the hair gets stuck between the foreskin and the top end of the device itself.....and when you need to take a pee you yank it out, only to discover you painfully force the hairs to leave their precious position.


LOL! Classic ... I hate it when that has *happened* after weeing (say when I am out somewhere), I usually "pull back" to go hence suffer some "rollback". Later on if I start to get a hard on there is a Tom 'n' Jerry worthy 'ping-ping-ping-ping' sensation. Before anyone says anything... I have extremely LONG pubic hair.  :-)

Which reminds me - perhaps I need:

Ball Trimmer (don't worry, not explicit)
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