Life's Lessons

[FluffyMcDeath]

Fade wrote:

13. There are no Atheists on a battlefield.

Which is a variation on : There are no atheists in foxholes.

But 'tis not so.....

http://alabamafreethought.org/pages/atheistsinfoxholes/

http://www.fact-index.com/a/at/atheists_in_foxholes.html

[FluffyMcDeath]

Fade wrote:
And you have never been on a battlefield!

Non sequitur. (But you knew that, didn't you.)

[FluffyMcDeath]

Fade wrote:
Count all their names on their monument.

Room for one more Fluffy.

Oooooh Help me. I better go find a nice god I can believe in so I don't feel so scared!

[FluffyMcDeath]

bloodline wrote:

I'll be your god, if you like!!!

Cool. Then I'll have a god that really exists! That will be better than Fade's god.

[FluffyMcDeath]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
@Fluffy
So, you can prove your god exists, but still, you have to prove whether he's a god or not...........

I shall prove it by religious logic.

I shall ask him.

If he says "YES" then he is truely a god because a god would not lie.

If he says "NO" I will know that Satan is trying to fool me and trying to turn me away from my god and therefore my god must truely be a god.

If he does not say anything then I shall know that he will send me a sign which could be absolutely anything (and probably will be) thus proving that, not only is he a god, but he is a mighty god.

[FluffyMcDeath]

bloodline wrote:

-Edit- I need a ritual offering of 72 virgins (perferably female and human)

Let's see, I have 72 virgins here for you .... oh, except this one ... and now this one too, and ... let me just check this one ... nope, not a virgin anymore, how about .....

Damn, I'm just making things worse (but if it's bad, how come it FEELS SO GOOD??)