Which isn't what you wanted them to do.
I don't want them to do anything, let them keep their 30 second wait for all I care. I was just commenting the issue was a single value (in seconds) in the registry that needed to be changed, which is as easy as typing "regedit" and typing in a new number in a box. Scary l33t stuff, that is.
..oh, and as for Windows updates... You can take a copy of Windows XP released in 2001 and update it to the most current service pack, patches, etc, for free. If you've got a copy of OS X from 2001, guess what, you have to buy a new version if you want something newer. I'll take downloading a couple hundred megs in patches over spending money anyday, not that Apple doesn't make you download large patches to get from 10.4 to 10.4.11, etc.