23) The actual product isn't shipping yet - what's curently shipping is a pre-release for developers, which isn't eligible for the discount.
24) I can't attend the show because of a court case... er i mean, family problems.
25) I can't attend the court case because of health problems.
26) We can't send out the t-shirts because of logistical problems but these will be sorted in a couple of weeks.
27) Rather than releasing product X, we have delayed it and will incorporate features previously planned for product X.1...
Rather than releasing product X.1 we have delayed it in order to incorporate features originally planned for product X.2...
Rather than releasing product X.2 we have.... etc
28) We're moving offices to be closer to our partners.
29) We're just selling off some old office furniture that we don't need any more (because we don't have any offices...)
30) We need to have this pre-payment... err... i mean club promotion in order to guage interest and find out how many products to manufacture.
