'You find the sound of a disk drive clicking strangely comforting'
'You paid $50 for a discount on OS4 and all you got was a lousy T-shirt'
'You think anything with PCI slots is 'high-end''
'Every time you see a PC game or application with the words 'open source' mentioned, you just have to post a new forum thread asking someone to port it to the Amiga'
'You can't see the motherboard any more in your A1200T because of all the expansions hanging off it'
'You think that anything that takes up more than 10Mb of hard drive space is bloatware and refuse to install it'
'Your OS partition is 6MB and you consider that excessive'
'You believe that dragons really exist (because you saw a picture of one on the Internet)'
