@chaoslord.
Some of those "distros" are quite bloated, add menus that are "strange", and can change the workbench look and feel dramatically.
I've set up a CGX 1280x1024 hicolor workbench on my A4000 using 3.1 that pretty much does everything that the "distros" do but is leaner, faster, has no double reset, looks damned nice, is rock stable and all the menus make sense, the tools are where I want them to be and I know what they do and how they install so if something goes wrong I can fix it.
He just wants to unrachive zips, rars and adf's and get his compact flash card to mount in PCMCIA port, and get whdload to work. Why should he bother with every other hack patch utility icon set etc?