Nokia, 5 year old, flip top. Fronts screen is broken, plenty of chips and scratches on the aerial, original battery.
It can:
1. make calls,
2. receive calls,
3. has a light that lets me find the keyhole of my front door after a night out,
and the killer feature:
4. An organiser that lets me set an alarm for 7 days to wake me and .....wait for it...I can choose for it not to go off on my day off Sunday morning!!!! How good is THAT, eh?