"If you want a "free" game, your best bet is to shoplift. Worst case, you'll pay a small fine and have a misdemeanor on your record. If you copy the game, however, you could end up paying $150,000 per copy, spend a few years in jail, get gang raped, and lose your right to vote."
Really? Is there any case where someone copied a single time and had to pay any legal penalty? On the other hand, shoplifting a single time can result in legal action. I think a better comparison would be: the individual copying thousands of items compared with the individual that shoplifted thousands of times. In both cases, the penalties could be quite steep.