From the busting out laughing department - Win Phone Team having a funeral for iPhone

[Cammy]

What's all the fuss about, reckon I'm the only person on this planet that doesn't own any kind of mobile phone...

Apart from my landline/home phone, my only other form of communication with the outside world are two old beans tins and a really long piece of string...

(although I only seem to get the sound of silence on it these days, wonder what happened to my imaginary friend.. )

Hey Franko, you're not the only person without one! Being deaf and having no social life, I don't really see the point of owning a mobile phone, they seem like well marketed money pits to me. If I need a portable computer I can take anywhere, I'll use my unbranded netbook running Aros and Linux.