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THE WIFE HAS GIVEN HERE FULL PERMISSION FOR ME TO ESCAPE HERE CLUTCHES.............er.........
LEAVE HER QUIET TO WATCH "Eastenders" on Sky.
ALL THANKS BE TO THE HER !!
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Happy holidays.
When ever i go on holiday, i'm always find Brits that only go to English speaking, English run sports bars.
Have uncontrolable children called Kaleigh and Britney.
Won't even attempt to try local foods.
Think the locals are wierd.
Have to go to the English bar for sunday lunch.
Moan about the heat.
Complain about the sea being cold.
Insist on wearing the same football shirt for 2 weeks.
Dont venture out of the resort or explore by foot.
Insist on hiring a car then complain how bad the locals drive.
Won't attempt to speak the local language and insist on speaking English like a retard in an attempt to make themselves understood.
STAY AT F***IN' HOME or goto skegness :-x
