Dog owner advice needed: how to train a noisy dog?

[Damion]

@KennyR

Step 1 -- Manufacture a crude, life-size human dummy out of sticks

Step 2 -- Place it next to the cage

Step 3 -- Place next to the dummy a tape/cd player, quietly looping "good puppy"
every 5mins or so

Step 4 -- Finally enjoy a good night's sleep!!

:-P