Scratched testicles, and other anecdotes...

[Wilse]

@X-Ray:

The problem is, the more I think about the guy's story, the less I am inclined to believe he made it up.

Having been the servant of many a cat over the years, the story seems plausible to me.
The second one is obviously a pathetic attempt to hide some bedroom shenanigans.

the attending doctor reckons it's all a load of bollox.

:roflmao:
Indeed - load of lacerated bollox. :-D

[Wilse]

dezignersrepublic wrote:
If you think those stories are unbelievable, what do you make of this

Eh..

He decided to kill the bird but claims he mistook his penis for the chicken's neck and chopped it off.

When he realised what he'd done, he says he threw the severed organ to the dog which ate it.

Why am I struggling to find sympathy?

[Wilse]

X-ray wrote:
"..Man you sure come out with some odd stories..."


That's because I'm odd  :-P

And that's because you're a radiographer. ;-)

Just like my missus and her mates - all radiographers and all odd. :-D

Incidentally, she works in a children's hospital too.

[Wilse]

@X-Ray:

It's true, all radiographers are odd. Its because of the radiation and the goings-on in the darkroom.

:lol:
Seriously though, an example: one my g/f's mates, another radiographer, is quite possibly the best guitarist I've ever met (and I know a lot of really good guitarists, some professional) yet he is completely uninterested in playing music, which I find odd since I love playing guitar despite being hopeless at it.