Oh, and on those REALLY bad days...
PC: Power on, BIOS, blank screen, Windows, more Windows, more Windows, blank screen, Windows but still loading, looks like it has finished loading but hasn't, popup: "Windows has finsihed updating and needs to restart your computer", reset, BIOS, blank screen, Windows, more Windows, more Windows, blank screen, Windows but still loading, looks like it has finished loading but hasn't, popup: "Java update available, click to download", popup: "Flash update available, click to download", click WinUAE, wait, nothing happens because you notive your virus checker is updating and dragging the whole machine down, make a cup of tea, config screen, select config, wait, wait, Workbench! (and I still can't plug in my joystick as my new PC doesn't have a PCI slot and even if it did the drivers wouldn't work).