
Barry: "Hello boys and girls! I'm your Uncle Bazza and I'm the host of the C-USA Smoke & Mirrors show. Now I know I've been a bad boy in the past, but thanks to Prozac I'm a new man and I just want to be your friend. Talking of friends, I've brought two with me. Meet Middleman and Wildstar. Say hello to the children guys."
Middleman: "Hello boys and girls!"
Wildstar: "Hello boys and girls!"
Barry: "Why don't you guys tell everyone how nice I am?"
Middleman: "Oooh! Uncle Barry is really, really, really nice."
Wildstar: "He's even nicer than that! He's like a double helping of nice with a big dollop of icecream on top!"
Middleman: "I love icecream!"
Wildstar: "And Uncle Barry loves the Amiga!"
Barry: "Well there you have it boys and girls, I love you all and I'm a really, really nice guy."
Middleman: "With icecream!"
Wildstar: "Yes Uncle Barry, don't forget the icecream!"
Barry: "OK, that's all until next week. Remember to come to my website and pre-order a computer with excessive RAM, a sub-standard graphics card, no expandability and an underpowered PSU"
Middleman and Wildstar: "And icecream!"
Barry: "You guys are so funny. Hey, where's Dammy with my meds? I feel the need to insult someone."