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Re: The Best Things Come In Small Packages
« on: March 22, 2012, 10:13:33 PM »
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I like the funny part where Barry says he has refunded all the customers that paid full price yesterday.
 
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All none of them?  ;)

Barry:  How many orders have we taken in last 24 hours?
Leo:  Errr... zero.
Barry:  Are you sure?
Leo:  Yep, I counted them... twice!
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Re: The Best Things Come In Small Packages
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2012, 03:36:53 PM »
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Good one Darrin!

That is exactly the number I was guessing they had sold so far too.  I guess great minds think alike.

Like everyone else here (except maybe one member), I doubt that any of these exist yet and this is just an idea that Barry and his staff (Leo), have thought of trying out.  The reason for the 4 to 6 week delivery time is so Leo can order all the separate parts at the lowest prices he can find online and then wait the one to two weeks for them to get delivered.  Then it takes a few more days for Leo to take the case to the engraver shop to get the Amiga logo lettering engraved into the case.  Another day to take a picture, so they will have something besides a photoshop version to show everyone two months from now and  then another week  to assemble the parts in the newly engraved case, so they can put it all into a generic box with a photoshoped label pasted on it, so it will be ready to ship to the buyer.

Ta Da! 4 to 6 weeks later you get their amazing new "Amiga" delivered to the 2 buyers dumb enough to buy one of these systems.  8 weeks later CUSA has to come up with a new plan to try to make money from the Commodore & Amiga names that they have purchased, because their plans so far aren't getting them anywhere and they are probably starting to realize that CUSA is loosing money too quickly and with all the bad press and lack of sales, they will soon be out of business and can't resell the only thing that they have that is worth anything, the license to use the Commodore and Amiga names.  At least let us hope that they cannot sub-lease this license that then purchased to use those names.


I think you hit the nail on the head there.  :)
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Re: The Best Things Come In Small Packages
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2012, 05:44:04 PM »
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CUSA needs to STOP trying to use the ppl of this forum as marketing strategists and STOP insulting the intelligence A.O. users! CUSA seems to be a real :mickeymouse: operation!


Well they are partners with Disney.  :D

They're also f******* goofy  ;)
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Re: The Best Things Come In Small Packages
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 07:27:15 PM »
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Wasn't it Darrin who recently mentioned stuff to do with this?


Yep, I've mentioned it several time as to what I "think" they're up to.  It is interesting to see how right I was.  :)
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Re: The Best Things Come In Small Packages
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 07:30:15 PM »
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Barry personally requested this story be posted to Amiga.org AW.net on a thread entitled "Walt Mossberg loves the new Amiga Mini", so I'm going to ablige him:
 
http://allthingsd.com/20120321/forget-the-ultrabook-go-with-the-new-commodore/
 
When someone pointed out that the story is largely tonge-in-cheek, he deleted their post and locked the thread.  I should also point out, it doesn't seem to be written by Walt at all.
 
I love the CUSA forum.


Just send him this back:

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gamesgear/amiga-mini-high-end-pc-wants-to-relive-commodore-glory-days-50007414/

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Re: The Best Things Come In Small Packages
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2012, 07:49:51 PM »
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Be interesting to see what comes back from it.


Here's what I wrote many months ago:

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It seems to me the business plan is to have lots of people use their saving to set themselves up as "official Commodore dealers", spend THEIR money to order stock, C-USA then buys units for the actual manufactures to manufactuers at a huge discount to what the "official dealers" will pay with no risk involved, slap a C= sticker on them, ship them to the dealers and then sit back and watch while the official dealers struggle to sell their already overpriced stock at an even higher price.

This would explain why C-USA are so militant against any negative posts as the last thing they want are potential investors Googling their past antics. It also explains the massive hype. Nobody is going to be keen on investing in a company run from a tiny Mall shop in Florida. You need to make bold claims about being partners with Disney, owning your own OS, having massive factories in China and hundreds of thousands of waiting customers eager to part with huge sums of cash.

It's a brilliant plan, but not exactly original. Other companies do it with womens' makeup, health food and other assorted tat every day.


When someone asked me if it was really possible, I replied:

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It doesn't need to go anywhere in the long run, just in the short run because the LLC can fold up and then the people behind it just start up another business. Meanwhile, the people operating the actual dealerships are left with the expensive equipment and the financial woes.

Mind you, some do work. It is no different to selling Tupperware, Avon or Mary Kay. As long as there are people willing to invest some money then the business will continue. The lure of becomming your own boss and "making millions working from home" is quite powerful and there are lots of people offering to help you achieve this as seen by the constant TV ads, magazine ads and even posters nailed to telegraph poles all over the USA.
Can I interest you in some osterich eggs?  

http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/...ents/wacky.htm


and then I wrote C=USA a sales pitch (and I want to get paid for it if they use it):

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"Hi, I'm the CEO of Commodore USA and I have a unique business plan for select people like you which is guaranteed to make you rich! Interested? You bet you are, and together we are going to make more money than you imagined. Do you know what was the biggest selling personal computer in the world? The Commodore 64! It sold millions all over the world and hardware and software is still being produced for it today. Well, we're back. We've already launched a brand new model called the C64x with our partners Disney and sold out in just a few months. Demand exceeded my wildest expectation so much that I had to put back plans to supply a major high street retail chain with hundreds of thousands of units! So, you must be asking yourself "How does this affect me?". Well, I've had a major rethink based on the success so far. Why should we give these computers to a major retailer who avoids taxes, pays their staff minimum wage and who has no enthusiasm for the product? Why don't I just harness the energy of a select few. A select and highly motivated bunch of people like yourselves who are willing to work hard and achieve the American Dream! Who here wants to be rich? Show me your hands, who wants to be rich? Yeah, we all do and together we're going to be. Rich and successful! You see, together as a team we can have a combined buying power as great as HP or Dell which lowers the purchasing cost of components. Using my extensive network of contacts and factories in China and my established transportation network we could buy $1000 state-of-the-art machines and sell them easily for $2000 or more! Yes, that's right, you can double your money instantly and then keep on doubling it! I produce the computers and have them shipped to the USA where they are configured for the customer. You gentlemen pay a small fee to become an elite Commodore authorised Dealer and then purchase a minimum stock from me each month or quarter in order to meet your demand. I ship the units directly to you. You sell them and you can make thousands of dollars each month! Imagine you invest $5,000 to buy 5 machines. You sell them for $10,000 and you have made a profit of $5000 for that month! Now imagine you reinvest all of that $10,000 and buy 10 machines the next month and sell them for $20,000, you've made $15,000 in just two months! Now do it again for the next month and then the next month... do you know how much you could make in 1 year? Do you? I'll tell you... over 20 MILLION DOLLARS! 20 MILLION! Not bad for a $5000 investment, eh? Imagine investing $10,000! Anyone here making $20,000,000 a year? No? Anyone here want to make $20,000,000 a year? Yeah, I thought so. OK, who is ready to sign up?"


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Re: The Best Things Come In Small Packages
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2012, 08:45:24 PM »
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More on the reseller thing. Leo just posted this.


Yep, all liability is on the dealers.

I wonder how exchanges will work for DOA machines.  Dealer sends computer to customer, customer's computer dies, customer sends computer back, dealer sends computer back to C=USA... months go by... customer gets a lawyer and sends nasty letters to dealer, dealer sends desperate emails to C=USA, lawyer sets court date for dealer, C=USA ceases trading, dealer goes to court and loses.
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