Ok so what we get then?

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I got a thank you card from the Postie, for the Paulaner Salvator I put in the mailbox as a BRIBE to BRING ME MY OS4 CLASSIC which still hasn't arrived..

And I got two small bags of mixed nuts, because, as I was told, it represents all my in-laws.

Oh and I did get some very expensive Fischer XC skis, matching boots, and some One Way poles (though I would have preferred Exels), but this doesn't count because even though it came from her technically I bought and paid for it.

I did get a hug from my sister too which is a very drastic change from the past couple years.

TARDIS phone flasher (flashes and makes a dematerialisation noise when your mobile is about to ring)

I WANT ONE!  Oh!  That gives me a million dollar idea...!  Too bad I don't have the ambition to build and market it....

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Forgot to mention, I did get Prince Fielder and Brett Favre jerseys.

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a French press (coffee maker)

I may never ingest so much as a sip of coffee, but let me tell you, I have one of these, and there is no better way to extract every drop of Chinese goodness from genuine green tea.