Don't care to read it, and no, I don't watch TV either.
I just want to say that I like Macs, just nowhere near as much as I like my A3000. I used to emulate a Mac on my Amiga, (mainly to run a DooM level editor so I could write DooM levels to play on my Amiga). I was always amazed how much faster an emulated Mac runs on an Amiga than on a Mac (unemulated) with the same processor!