They just need a white point star or is it a zero point module, or quantum jump drive, or a Infinite Improbability Drive or even something powered by "Bistro Maths" thats a just a stones through from here or there.
I think they need much more ... perhaps
the hooking up of the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny Fifty-Seven Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer - say a nice hot cup of tea, would do the trick ...

Looks like if you don't post for 1,000,000 peta years you might be in trouble.
Just in time for the release of the Natami machine's then!
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