Yes, now you've totally convinced me! You definitely use a Mac. Should I start laughing now?
mac-chan:/home/daniel# getSystemId
Libsmbios: 2.0.3
Error getting the System ID:
Service Tag: SystemSerialNumb
Express Service Code: 9223372036854775807
Product Name: MacBook2,1
BIOS Version: MB21.88Z.00A5.B07.0706270922
Vendor: Apple Inc.
Is Dell: 0
mac-chan:/home/daniel# lsusb
Bus 005 Device 004: ID 05ac:8300 Apple, Inc. Built-in iSight (no firmware loaded)
Bus 005 Device 001: ID 1d6b:0002 Linux Foundation 2.0 root hub
Bus 003 Device 002: ID 05ac:8240 Apple, Inc. IR Receiver [build-in]
Bus 003 Device 001: ID 1d6b:0001 Linux Foundation 1.1 root hub
Bus 001 Device 005: ID 05ac:021c Apple, Inc.
Bus 001 Device 004: ID 046d:c040 Logitech, Inc. Corded Tilt-Wheel Mouse
Bus 001 Device 001: ID 1d6b:0001 Linux Foundation 1.1 root hub
Bus 002 Device 001: ID 1d6b:0001 Linux Foundation 1.1 root hub
Bus 004 Device 003: ID 05ac:8205 Apple, Inc. Bluetooth HCI MacBookPro
Bus 004 Device 001: ID 1d6b:0001 Linux Foundation 1.1 root hub
The only "crank" here is you.