New Amiga fanboy from Canada

[amigaksi]

My advice to you. Send all of your Amiga hardware to me where it will be safe and sound. Otherwise you may develop a bit of an addiction which in the end will cost you hundreds of dollars as you'll always have that question in the back of your mind,"what else can I make this old girl do?"

You weren't paying attention.  You're spouse mailed some of your amiga collection to him and since you had so much, you didn't notice the difference.  You need to use Excel to keep track of your collection.

[amigaksi]

Are you sure of what you assume? Don't you find it suspicious that my "uncle" gives me all those Amiga?

At least he should keep it down as Ohio is one of the states where marriage between the Amiga species and humans was not allowed.