Sexiest accent?

[A4000_Mad]

My ex-wife from Northern Ireland had a really sexy accent. I taunted her new husband by saying "How does second hand pussy feel?" .....  "Not bad" he replied "After the first 2 inches it's brand new" :bigcry:

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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

A4000_Mad wrote:
My ex-wife from Northern Ireland had a really sexy accent. I taunted her new husband by saying "How does second hand pussy feel?" .....  "Not bad" he replied "After the first 2 inches it's brand new" :bigcry:

How rude! That's no way to treat each other! :-S

:lol: I don't even have an ex-wife Speel. I received a joke that tickled me via a text message and couldn't resist posting a variation of it :-D

KThunder wrote:

a french woman with a quiet purring voice, soft red lips with just enough
lipstick inches from my ear, listening to more than just her voice as her
tongue dances so closely...

Well don't just leave it there mate! I gotta know what happens next?

[A4000_Mad]

NOOOOO! Not German again! I'll head over to bloodlines 'Sexiest body part....' thread :-)

[A4000_Mad]

Damn! I can't see German photographs either  :boohoo:

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bloodline wrote:

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

A4000_Mad wrote:
Damn! I can't read German photographs either  :boohoo:

Eh, wiezo nicht?

Weil er ein dumm Inselaffe ist ;-)

Oye!!! According to babelfish that translates to "Because it is stupidly an island ape" :bigcry:

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bloodline wrote:

A4000_Mad wrote:

bloodline wrote:

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

A4000_Mad wrote:
Damn! I can't read German photographs either  :boohoo:

Eh, wiezo nicht?

Weil er ein dumm Inselaffe ist ;-)

Oye!!! According to babelfish that translates to "Because it is stupidly an island ape" :bigcry:

"Island Ape" apparently is the correct insult for us English :-)

Well I don't mind being insulted as long as I have been insulted correctly :-)

[A4000_Mad]

Well I've found a photo of a German girl that I can read  :love:



And with that I've gotta bid you goodnight gentlemen :pint:

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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
I live in a student town. I met an English guy in a bar, and he told me he never seen so many beautiful women.

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bloodline wrote:
Ok, Gute nacht!!

Wann bist du nächste im London, du must mich besuchen und vielleicht auch Moto!! (Er ist nicht weit von hier).

What did he say? What did he say?

Are you guys planning on having a get together in London without me? :bigcry:

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bloodline wrote:

A4000_Mad wrote:

bloodline wrote:
Ok, Gute nacht!!

Wann bist du nächste im London, du must mich besuchen und vielleicht auch Moto!! (Er ist nicht weit von hier).

What did he say? What did he say?

Are you guys planning on having a get together in London without me? :bigcry:

Noch Nicht! Don't worry, if anything happens I'll let you know :-)

Damn! I didn't receive your text until after you guys had met up in London :pissed: ;-)