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« on: April 10, 2007, 04:39:50 PM »

...posts so far  :-)


Note: This really could be the forum's worst post ever :lol:



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Re: Only 200...
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2007, 11:28:27 PM »
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I'm just posting to test my post count


Nooooo! This can't be turned into a useful 'post counter checking thread' :bigcry:

Anyway, don't laugh but I went to a club last night and pulled a women of 57. Despite her age she was slim and quite attractive. We drank a bit and had a dance and a snog on the dancefloor. To my surprise she then asked me if I'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome. I told her "No" and she said that tonight could be my lucky night. We drank, danced and snogged some more and eventually went back to her place. Then as we went through her front door she switched on the hall light and shouted up the stairs "Mum, are you still awake"? :egad:


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Re: Only 200...
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2007, 10:11:54 PM »
A joke will appear here shortly........
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Re: Only 200...
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2007, 11:21:12 AM »
An Eskimo's car breaks down while driving in Wales. A farmer calls out from a field "You've probably blown a seal". To which the Eskimo angrily shouts back "And you've probably shagged those sheep you pervert"
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Re: Only 200...
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2007, 02:38:43 PM »
I enjoy using the Amiga but at times frustrating problems and waiting for stuff to be released has had me feeling like this  :egad:


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Re: Only 200...
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2007, 09:16:14 AM »
He definately had 1000 posts the last time I looked. Who has nicked one?  :lol:

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Re: Only 200...
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2007, 12:16:13 AM »
Prehaps Karlos misread your post count as 10000 and felt threatened  :lol:


Anyway... Today I started to get jealous of a guy further down the beach from me who had no arms or legs, as three stunning girls in bikinis stopped to talk to him. The first one asked "Have you ever been cuddled?" to which he replied "No" and got a big cuddle from her. The next girl asked him "Have you ever had a kiss?" to which he replied "No" and got a lovely long kiss. The last girl asked him "Have you ever been *****d?" After he excitedly said "No" she replied "Well you will be when the tide comes in".

Then this evening I met a nice Russian prostitute called Onya Backubich :-D

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