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Truly awful games:
Hard Drivin' - BAD BAD BAD! My favorite arcade racing game of ALL TIME, reduced to a hardened pile of crap thanks to horrible conversion and idiotic design. Just braking and accelerating with the mouse buttons were difficult! Wah. I can't wait for MAME to get the original arcade hardware emulated.
Stun Runner - Even worse!
Count Duckula - No surprise.
Bill Elliot NASCAR - No concept of physics, whatsoever.
All Dogs Go to Heaven - It would make kids think about heaven, all right.
Lombard Rally - Awful controls. There seemed to be a lot of racing games with no sense of inertia.
Nevermind - I could NEVER find out how to play it!
Amnios - Slow as HELL. Definately did not deserve the glowing reviews. But, hey, Psygnosis was God back then.
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I do have a few nominations for lovably awful titles:
Cellica GT Rally - So awful, it was pretty funny to play, actually. The windsheild wipers were really cool. It would hardly ever boot, though.
Gridstart II - So totally pointless and even MORE frustrating than Pole Position, but I laughed like crazy when the cars blew up and haybales scattered all over the screen.
Double Dragon - Hysterical! The bad guys made vomiting sounds when they died! Double Dragon 2 was impossible to play, but almost as funny. Sadly, I can't get my DD2 disk to boot, anymore.
Garfield's Winter Tail - Lame game, but the music was great, and I rather liked the ice skating. I lost my disk, though. I hear other Garfield games caused the apocalypse.
