There was a rumour once that there was a Dentist somewhere in Scotland, but it was just a rumour... 
(toothbrush sales aint very big here... 
Id thought locals just went to pub got drunk feel down knocked there own teeth out
Or better still did what my realtives apprently did go local pub if choudint find fight
they used have brawl with each other hehe that was here in new zealand damm
just look that singer of the pogues
here my teeth are yellow can u fix them tension/ or franko