The official World Cup Hate Thread

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I have a vuvuzela app on my iPhone.  Scratch that, I have two...

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Ok, lest give it a try.  I hate football cuz it's nothing but feet and balls...

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Three football players “ Iker Casillas, Lionel Messi and David Beckham•“ are invited to heaven watch the World Cup final with God. God decides who will sit next to him by asking them the same question.
God asks Iker first: "What do you believe?" Iker says, "I believe in hard work and staying true to family, teammates and friends." God is impressed by the Spaniard and offers him a seat to the left.
God then turns to Messi and asks "What do you believe?" Messi says, "I believe loyalty, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life." God is impressed and offers the Argentinian a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Beckham: "What do you believe?" Beckham then says, "I believe you're in my seat."

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This one for the Yanks.


A security guard at a soccer match noticed two U.S. fans climbing a fence. The guard grabbed them by the collars and said "Now just get back in there and watch the game until it finishes."

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Gridiron sucks, there are a couple of small clubs around that play it, looks a little bit like Rugby League, except they stop the play all the time, why you have to stop play I don't have a clue, Rugby League doesn't.  Plus the players must be patsies, they dress like Darth Vader, oooo, I might hurt myself if someone touches me...

Thank Zeus we have no room for another football code here....

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Football codes are like religions, soccer, gridiron, rugby league, rugby union, all claiming to be the true football.  Maybe someone could design a code to bring all the codes together....