As a Chaldean I find this whole discussion offensive, however I find the fact that their won't be mobile phone towers around here for 3,000 years much more offensive, and have you every tried to recharge an iPhone from a battery made out of a clay jar? Now that's offensive!
As I was saying to Sargon of Akkad yesterday, we really neat to nee-ten the palace up, you never know when those pesky Assyrians will turn up...
O drat, one just showed up above....
