That's just Italian, everyone can understand it. How about some Swytzerdutch?
this is actually very old italian, 13th century, it's a poem i had to study in school, and believe me it's not that easy to undertand.. :-)
No, no schwytzerdutch spoken here, garman is hard enough! And about reto-romanish all i can say is "Alegra"! (hello) :-P
mais je peux parler français si vous voulez sa sera plus facile pour tout le monde, oder? ;-)