How about poster with the most dancing bananas?
Or best comeback to an insult.
Biggest cry baby.
An ebayer quick price check post and never return award.
Most non-Amiga posts.
Best excuse for returning after years away from Amiga.
Best non-Amiga user coming to an Amiga forum to tell us all that we live sad lives for having a hobby, that we all need to get lives, or just to make fun of Amiga. Could send them a bronzed dog turd as a trophy.