You all have your heads in the sand.
COBOL or DIE!
GFA Basic was a pleasure to program in. My grandfather had a copy of it for his Atari 520ST, and I recently picked up one for the Amiga. Very nice. Although, I admittedly haven't come close to using its full ability. Just for a little fun.
Oh, and RPG-II. Yeah, you should definitely mess with that.