@Zappadog - welcome! Guessing you're a Frank Zappa fan, as am I and since you mentioned the bit about lack of culture and intelligence - can just about conclude that yes... you too, live in the Midwest. lol
Looks like I'm going to be making a trip to the post office early this week, so if you still need an A1000 Kickstart disk, drop me a PM with your mailing address and I'll put together something of an A1000 care package for 'ya...
