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Re: Mr Sheen Furniture Polish
« on: May 09, 2003, 09:20:30 PM »
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This Mr Sheen surely seems to be a fantastic product. If one should believe what all you happy customers have to say, then Mr Sheen is really easy to use and still brings a wonderful result. Is that correct? But on what kind of materials can it be used? Is there a way to use Mr Sheen to clean paper materials as well? You see, I have this problem. Some of the money I have lying around here is really dirty. The dust on the top is simple to clean, you simply brush it off. You can also use a vacuum cleaner if you are careful and use a suitable nozzle. I do that every week or so. But some other dirt seems to be on a deeper level, and this dirt can't simply be brushed off. I have tried everything but nothing seems to work, and this is really annoying because who wants dirty money? I even tried some advanced laundry, and sure, then the money *looks* clean but it still doesn't *feel* right. This is a very big problem to me, because usually I really enjoy money, but this bad feeling prevents me to enjoy this particular money to the fullest. I would really appreciate if there was a way to make the money so clean that you could actually *feel* the cleanness. And the less effort the cleaning takes, the better it would be. So my question to you with experience from Mr Sheen is, do you think that this cleaning product could help me in any way? And if so, is there a way of obtaining Mr Sheen in Sweden? On their corporate webpage I see that Mr Sheen is sold in the UK and in Eastern Europe. Sweden is neither of these. Perhaps there should be a mail order or a web shop where you could buy Mr Sheen from anywhere in the world?


Nice try mister Bill Gates !  :-D

Im afraid Mr Sheen with all its Powers is not enough
to clean your soul  :-(

Edit: Btw, can I have some of that money ?
*cough*.. I mean, I have a revolutionary way of cleaning them for you, so clean they arent visible anymore!


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Re: Mr Sheen Furniture Polish
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2003, 09:27:41 PM »
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Yes, fill a glass half full with Cola then fill an extra 25% with Vodka then open the bottle of Mr Sheen and add 2 tablespoons of Mr Sheen and stir up then add another 2 more, then add a slice of lemon or lime, ice etc then enjoy.



Cole + Vodka =  :python:

It doesnt help even with Mr Sheen (with all its cleaning powers) to make that good.
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