Lets have a conversation/debate.

[gertsy]

High key: "Todays political, social and economic conditions cannot support unification between North and South Korea". Discuss.

I'm tempted to say get North Korea to join the EU.  That should sort things out.

Low key: "An Amigan's self pleasuring technique can be determined by the technique used when using a Competition Pro Joystick".
 
With or without a sock?

[gertsy]

What's happened to you people? You guys are missing a great opportunity for a funny thread. Where has all the sillyness gone?

2 words: Margaret Thatcher.

[gertsy]

I simply can't understand why the US don't send Chuck Norris over there.